Mike's been busting out some pretty sweet one liners recently, so I thought I'd share some with you.
Just now, after looking at my computer screen and seeing my newly crafted graphic for "Mike Check", Mike said:
"It makes me feel like I have to throw up"
Earlier today on our way to a rare trip to daily Mass, I shared with Mike that my stomach was hurting. He looked down at my 6 month pregnant stomach and said:
"After Mass we can stop by a drug store and pick up a pregnancy test"
The other night after I was showing him something silly I had seen on the interwebs, Mike said:
"That is the worst thing to hit the internet since Lolcats"
Then, after informing Mike that I had no idea what "lolcats" was, he said:
"You don't know what 'lolcats' is? What the hell's the matter with you?"
While out on a lunch date at a brewery/pub, after looking around lost in thought, Mike said:
"I need more tattoos. I think we can all agree about that" (he doesn't have any tatoos).
During our anniversary date night last week, Mike was staring at one of the TV screens, then looked at me and said:
"I'm not going to tell you that I look forward to the start of the NFL season more than I did our wedding day, because it's our anniversary, and that would be inappropriate"