In any case, so as to not look like a total idiot and to prove to the world that I do in fact know how to spell and use capital letters in their correct place, I give you the finished product.
While I was nursing Lucy, Bernadette walked in looking something like the above picture and said:
"Hello Mrs Phiffelfaff! Are you a very sensible mother?"
To which I laughed
Then Naomi chuckled and added: "She's quite the character!"
And Bernadette put an end it to it with: "I'm not quite the character!"
As I was snuggling with Naomi the other day (a rare occurrence anymore) she looked at me and said:
"Sometimes I think you're pregnant. And then you're not."
| She always knows the right thing to say |
While cooking dinner, Naomi and I had the following conversation:
Noami: Mama...
Me: What?
Naomi: Do you know what's climbing up your stomach in snublets?
Me: What?
Naomi: Come on out and I will show you....
I walked into the other room with her...
There was nothing. How I wish there would have been something.
This morning while trying to get out the door Bernadette looked at Lucy sitting quietly in her car seat and said sternly: "Be sensible, Lucy!"
What is with the word sensible?
As I was laying on the floor with Lucy, Naomi walked over and said:
"Oh hi! I see you have a little cutie pie there!"
You know, like an 80 year old man say when they see you with your baby.
And because I am sure I am leaving you pining for more pictures of my offspring, here is a picture of Bernadette's new pose that she begs me to photograph her in every time the camera is out:
| the new planking |
HAHA! These are hilarious! I think the second one is my favorite though!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, it's all of those Saint movies!
ReplyDeleteI am astounded everyday at what comes out of the toddler's mouths. Every day. It's fascinating, really.
ReplyDeleteWhat, praytell, is a snublet?!?! (I had to say praytell since your daughters are british...obviously.) That pose is hysterical :)
ReplyDeleteso funny! B looks like she's auditioning for ANTM!
ReplyDeleteLove! I think reading what other people's kids say is my favorite... even more so than birth stories (and that's saying a lot) :)
ReplyDeleteI cannot tell you how hard I am laughing at "the new planking". Oh my. Love.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's worse than hitting publish instead of save? Going back & putting any previously published awkward/uncomfortable posts in draft form, then realizing you're just being silly & that no one would ever read that far back in your blog, so you hit publish again. Do you know what that does?!?! It re-sends all those awkward posts to all your subscribers in one bulk e-mail. So embarassing.
ReplyDeleteNumber two was my fave! And as a former English teacher, I am so excited about your daughters' vocabulary. Just think of their future SAT scores!!!! :-)
Little cute pie! Hahaha. Love.
ReplyDeleteThey are hilarious!! They ARE quite the characters :)
ReplyDeleteThey are so lucky to have sisters to play with. Your girls are so creative and funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I just KNOW this is going to happen to me someday...I am constantly saving stuff in draft...
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you keep track of these in draft though, they are HILARIOUS :)
Hilarious! You just made my morning :)
ReplyDeleteoh. my. this is TOO funny. you need to do some mothering posts on how to raise such interesting people. (not joking.)
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