After I asked Naomi to finish the small sip of water in her cup she said:
"I don't like this water. It's too solid"
After telling Bernadette "no" for yet another thing, she said, or probably yelled:
"I'll just break your house apart! I am not listening to you!"
She did listen.
While doing the dishes as Bernadette ate a snack:
Bernadette: Excuse me, mommy?!?! (very excitedly)
Me: Yes, Bernadette?
Bernadette: Um, when that man was dancing with me with my paint nalish (nail polish) and I was dirty at the cake wedding and the banana Lucy party.... it was just crazy.
I immediately wrote down what she said, because seriously, who would remember that?
Bernadette, while playing dress up:
"I am the Virgin Mary. And this is my Virgin snow thing"
After rushing out to the play room to rescue a screaming Lucy, laying on her back and Bernadette hastily fleeing from the scene, I began the interrogation.
Me: Bernadette, did you push her over?
Me: You didn't?
Bernadette: NO! I didn't push her over! I just enacted her for the disobedience!!!
I don't know.
From the other room Naomi is yelling to me over and over because obviously some grand discovery has just been made:
"Mommy, mommy!! Look! You are just like the mommy pig!!! She has nursers just like you!"
And that's that. I'm just like the mommy pig.
I'm off to make beergaritas with some ear plugs in.