Legit and Not

We had out first legit snowfall yesterday. I think what constitutes it as "legit" is the fact that there is enough snow for the girls to pick it up and eat it.

At least they're eating it off the slide, it's less likely that our neighbor's cat peed on that.

Snow=legit

Then, this morning, as a part of our weekly routine, all four of us ladies ventured out in the freezing cold to gather groceries from the store. Our trip always includes a visit to the alcoholic libations isle where I pick out my weekly vino. I was SUPER excited when I saw bottles of Moscato for a mere $5 per bottle, I grabbed 2 and went on with things. Our trips always leave me wanting to drink both bottles by the end, but I always refrain. I did however pick one up after the groceries were unloaded to look at it and drool a little thinking about drinking a glass after the girls are in bed later, and this is what I saw:

That's right, it says "alcohol removed". Who would do such a heinous thing? 

In other words: "not wine" or "grape juice". Either way, NOT legit.
This poser was sitting amidst all the other legit wine acting like it was the real deal-- it even called itself "Moscato" and yes, the frazzled mother trying to keep her 2 unruly toddlers from breaking lose from the bonds of the cart-bench fell for the ruse.

Needless to say I will be heading back to the store later to exchange both bottles for something potent. Lord knows I need it.