1) I'm going to go in there and bust some heads
2) You only need pedialyte if you're throwing up or have diarrhea
3) Are you making fireball tireball** scream?!?!?
4) I will have a chocolate chip cookie for first breakfast
5) Your behavior before the cow has woken up has been deplorable!
Imagine I am raising my hand
Sunday morning found these kids sitting, jumping, stomping and rolling on all my buttons since well before the sun was up.
But then the sun came up, I drank my coffee, and things got better.
But not good enough for everyone to venture to Mass together so me and Lucy had ourselves a little Sunday date to the Church where most everyone wears jeans, which meant.... drum-roll please.......
I got to wear my liturgically correct purple Lenten pants!!!
And as proof that I am not a total idiot and did wear a little bit more than a long sleeved shirt out in the 20 degree weather:
It was also a monumental Mass day because for the first time Lucy did not score high on the good behavior charts but rather spent most of the Mass doing a border-line angry but mostly just annoyed squawk that meant we were walking in the narthex most of the liturgy. Love the word narthex so so much.
Toe to head:
Pants, shirt & scarf: Target
Vest: Woolrich @ Gabes for less than 10
FLAP yourself silly.
** fireball tireball is Naomi's self-named favorite stuffed dog.
Yes it is the weirdest name ever given to a stuffed animal in the history of stuffed animals.