"Bernadette has been getting short-changed her entire life. She used to it."
One night after begging me to make a late-night run for some oreos and me refusing, Mike walked into the kitchen and said: "Could you Google 'can not having oreos cause unrelenting sadness?', real quick?"
While trying to figure out what actress co-starred with Sigourney Weaver in the fourth Alien movie (we are making our way through the series), Mike said: "You know, that minx who was in all those 90s movies, Winona Ryder."
|"You should include a picture of Winona Ryder. And say that I used to have a crush on her."|
After telling Mike that I was thinking about spray-painting a pair of shoes, Mike said: "Do people do that? Do non-homeless people do that?"
In the car on the way home while all three girls were whining as loud as they could,
Ana: "I think everybody is ready for naps"
Mike: "I think everybody is ready for a drink. Or just me."
While playing around on his guitar, trying to come up with a chord progression he liked, Mike said:
"I wish I was more creative, a lot more creative. Just leaking creativity out of least 2 major orifices. Or even only one."
To Lucy while she was doing, in public, her obnoxious growl that does all the time now: "Lucy, stop it. You are not contributing to a culture of life right now."
I made Mike try a bite of my banana avocado smoothie (thank you, Grace!), and after expressing his dislike very clearly, he asked what was in it. I told him there was banana and avocado (he loathes avocado), and after making a loud gag noise, Mike said: "And just a leetle bit of Lucy's diarrhea..."