Monday, March 17, 2014
Too Much Talking
Naomi (while coloring a Little Mermaid picture): Mom, do you know what color Ariel's broads are? You know the things she wears under her shirt?
Ana: No, I don't know what color her bra is
Naomi: Well do you have a naked picture of her? I really just need a naked picture of her so I can tell the color of her broads. Do you have one?
Naomi: Alright, I guess I'll just go with purple then.
Ana: Do you guys want breakfast?
Naomi: Breakfast? Yes! I'm hungry! Hungry as a butler!
Naomi (while drinking her juice): Boy this coffee is good! Best I've tasted in all my life!
Bernadette (ultra serious): Mom, I need to tell you something.
Bernadette: Whenever you feel like you need to turn into an octopus, just go ahead and turn into one... ok?
During one of Bernadette's many stubborn border-line tantrum moments, I was trying to talk her down and attempting to have her look at me while we talked, I lightly touched her chin:
Naomi (with a loud gasp): Ah! Don't strike the child!
While all of us were eating cereal at breakfast:
Bernadette: Mom, the baby in your belly is sitting right there (points to the chair I am sitting in)
Ana: Well, actually the baby is swimming around, but yes, the baby is right here.
Naomi: Oh yes! Because the milk that you're eating goes right down into your belly and the baby is swimming in it!
After at least a 10 minnute silent stretch the Naomi and Bernadette doing something in the bathroom:
Ana: Girls, come out of the bathroom please
Naomi: Ok, if it pleases you, Bernadette shall come.
Bernadette: Mom, Lucy's name is no longer "Lucy", is now "Loves First Kiss"!
Naomi: Mom, remember when Bernadette was in your wound and I was just a little baby?
Naomi: When Bernadette was in your wound and I was just a small baby?
Ana: You mean my womb?
Naomi: Oh yes, your womb.
Bernadette: I had a baby in my belly! She just popped right out from kicking and kicking! She just kicked and kicked and kicked and then I said: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Maybe my baby's just going to pop right out, and she did!!
Naomi: Mom, can you please clean this little cob web off my finger?
Ana: Yes (cleans off finger)
Naomi: It's just so gross, a Cob must have made a web out in the play room.
(homeschooling is going really well)
Ana: Bernadette, can you please stay out in the play room to play with Lucy, she is crying because she's lonely.
Bernadette: Uhhhh, well I will come back and play with her at about half past May. Ok? (runs away)
While trying very hard to get Bernadette to stop talking and finish her breakfast:
Bernadette: Ok, but after I finish this bite I am going to tell you lots of happy stories...
Ana: Ok, I just want you to eat.
Bernadette: Of many sad, sad orphans...
Lucy (pointing to picture of the pope): Hee-sus!
Lucy (pointing to picture of me and Mike from our wedding): Hee-sus!
Lucy (pointing to a fat cat picture in the bathroom): Hee-sus!