Naomi said: "She is playing in your purse"
Me: "Well that is not ok, are you sure she is playing in my purse?"
Naomi: "Well, it may be that she is doing some very important work in your purse..."
Me: "I don't think that is possible"
Naomi: (planting her hands firmly on my shoulders, looking intensely into my eyes): "Can you just trust me?"
Me: (after I stopped laughing) "No"
We then went to find Bernadette playing in my purse.
And now Bernadette keeps on talking about putting tiny babies in microwaves. Great.