Toddlers talk

We spent the better part of the morning on a really important Target trip, on the way home from which Bernadette threw the loooooooooooooooooooooongest tantrum ever. The said toddler finally calmed down and disappeared for a much desired quiet spurt. I asked Naomi where Bernadette was since they had previously been playing together.

Naomi said: "She is playing in your purse"
Me: "Well that is not ok, are you sure she is playing in my purse?"
Naomi: "Well, it may be that she is doing some very important work in your purse..."
Me: "I don't think that is possible"
Naomi: (planting her hands firmly on my shoulders, looking intensely into my eyes): "Can you just trust me?"

 Me: (after I stopped laughing) "No"

 We then went to find Bernadette playing in my purse.

 And now Bernadette keeps on talking about putting tiny babies in microwaves. Great.